My mini-break to Bombay gave me a lot of exposure to what is happening on Indian television. And I happened to watch the most overrated, meaningless and dumb television show wherein this douchebag named Rahul Mahajan picks his bride so that he gets married. Again.
Going a little back in time, this asshole almost lost his life after doing drugs, exactly a month after his father died. We all do drugs (or atleast most of us) in some or the other form but this over-grown cabbage whose laughter could paralyze a hale and hearty person, ended up doing so much of drugs that he was tripping for three days in ICU. Another month later he got married to a relatively good looking female who later divorced the animal for biting her. I don’t know how she is still alive as all animal bites do not have treatments.
Now on this reality show he is trying to gather sympathy by behaving like a responsible second-hand husband. This loser took thirty-four years to supposedly realise things in life, and the joke is he was also the first choice to be his father’s successor in BJP. After all the bullshit media updated us about, he goes and takes part in a reality show where you are made to do everything on camera, including scratching your balls. Now he thinks he is a celebrity and has achieved something in life. You ugly boar if Mahajan senior had to see all the crap you did in the name of enjoying life, he would have averted the history of Mahajan clan by shooting you.
Atleast one life would have been safe in exchange for a useless one. But now even Pravin Mahajan could not take the boring telecast of his no-brainer show and went into coma only to die before the finale. How many other innocent lives will this dickhead claim through his pathetic marriage melodrama?


March 6th, 2010 at 4:54 am
Bang on, brother!
A no-good moron is what he is.
But the fault also lies with the Indian public who keep watching this retard and help him raise TRPs for the channel.
Pravin should have shot Rahul, and done the whole world a big favour.
March 6th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Very true. But I must say India lost a great shooter.
March 6th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Hahahaha ! coolest write up Iti … But unfortunately i will ‘have to’ watch this numbnuts get married again
March 6th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Cool.
March 6th, 2010 at 8:53 am
*claps*
March 6th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Lol.. well said.. i wonder how his to-be wife wil stand tht moron.. i can bet the marriage wont last long.. btw did u notice how he laughs.. such a turn off
March 6th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Welcome.
Those chicks on the show are so dumb that they deserve each other. And, he doesnt laugh, he mouth-farts.
March 7th, 2010 at 8:42 am
I expected such a mockery or Sorts. Its a huge ‘LMAO’ moment for all of us. But , like – between the dickhead’s bullshit-ness and Media Hype , what baffles me most is the ease with which all of this takes place! Here is a HUGE ‘WTF?’ moment for all of us.
We can chose to ignore all the shit (which we invariably do , and for justified reasons) , but damn! It leaves a bitter taste. Being sick and tiered of raised eyebrows and rolling eyes every-time time i turn the TV on..I think to myself , WOW, THIS..THIS is standard of Media in my country , THIS.. THIS is the Fagness.. (puke–eww). Anyway , there is enough of shit like this in College , trains etc etc to go around. Get used to it , or boycott it.
March 7th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
amazing!!!! i hope his children (unfortunately will happen from this show) will thank you someday once they read this.
March 8th, 2010 at 4:35 am
lol yeah so true… this one really hilarious! keep blogging this way!
March 10th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
lol….tats a gud one!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:52 am
reality really ‘bites’.this stuff reminds me again of how absurd things keep happpening all around us..
March 26th, 2010 at 3:15 am
You should listen to the song ‘Tainu TV Pe Vekhya’ from LSD if you haven’t already.
PS. His laughter is iconic.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Nope haven’t heard that one. Will do so.
July 10th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
awsum dude …. kick ass fuck that motherfucker …
July 31st, 2010 at 8:40 am
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March 5th, 2011 at 11:57 am
yeh salla rahul mahajan aisa CHUTIYAA insaan hai ,,jab yeh GADHHA hasta hai tho, gudhe(donkey) v SHRMA jatee hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,maine apni life mai isse bada chutiya nahi deka,,,,,,,, or specially wo saree LADKIYA jo iske SWAMWAR mai ayyi thiii ,,,,wo SALLIYA hto iss GADHE se badi GuDHIII thiiiiiii,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,RAHUL MAHAJAN REALLYYYYYYYYYYYyy SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK,,,if i get chance to kick on his assss,,,,,then i will kick both DIMPY and this ass holeee