Illusion of Independence

Today is the sixty third year of India‘s independence. Although I am fully conscious that I am an Indian, I do not feel the need to be proud of being one and I am not patriotic too. Well that is just my opinion. I can go on and on about how and why India is not where it could have been, but I do not want to. Not today. Not ever.

Let me focus on the talked about and current issue of Commonwealth Games. Sixty three years and we cannot organize an event of international standards. I do not know when the work had begun on the construction of the required venues, and who is handling all of this but then that should not be my concern either. If India chose to make a bid in order to get a chance for conducting the events then they better make it happen well. Games are around the corner and still the construction is on which means there is a flaw somewhere in the planning, or there is no plan at all. These politicians do not want to have any limits to get involved in corruption. Think about the amount of black money these sickos pocket without knowing what they are going to do with all of that. They would anyways die sometime, wouldn’t they?

mouthful

The final blow in the nail would be when due to the failure of CWG, India loses its contract for Cricket World Cup, 2011. Maybe then the lesson will be learnt. Or maybe not. Well cricket aficionados need not worry as cricket is handled by blowjob-specialist Sharad Pawar. He has been making shitloads of money out of this but at the same time does not give a chance to complain. Here’s wishing him a lifetime of safe blowjobs. And yea, Happy (In)Dependence Day.

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Kumari – A Moronic Northern Princess

truly untouchable!

If its an opinion then everyone is entitled to have one. And same was the case with some school going kids about to take their board examinations who were arrested somewhere in Lucknow for apparently smearing colour on Mayawati‘s poster while playing holi. Hold on to your laughter till the post is complete. Looking unsightly is one thing, but having an ugly attitude as well puts you into the hate categories.

The last time when I was up north was sometime around 2002. During that period things were in a totally different shape as compared to how it is now. Reports are Kumari Mayawati has spent roughly 2000-crores of money for erecting statues of dalit leaders and of herself. Excuse me but isn’t it enough that the current generation is sending out hints that they hate you and are not interested in watching their feeble-minded minister everywhere?

ooo! check out my gucci

And instead of rewarding those students some extra marks for their brave attempt at expressing themselves against these corrupt ministers, they are arrested and that too a couple of days before their boards. Now I agree that an imbecile person busy using her power to prove her false boldness to illiterate supporters will not understand what exams are for but then does that give you the right to mess up things like these. Is there anyone else who thinks this was ridiculous and undoubtedly wrong or is it just me?

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My Name Is Karthik

Considering the reason I watch any movie, if at all I do is how well its music manages to capture me. I don’t know how effective this is but its been that way for me since the longest time.

This weekend and the weekend after will see two anticipated movies being released. You are right, I am talking about My Name Is Khan and Karthik Calling Karthik. While the former is the product of a film-maker who refuses to hold the camera until Shah Rukh Khan agrees to share his Koffee, the latter is pure charm. Farhan Akhtar is a sack of talent. And need I say Deepika Padukone is looking hotter than ever ?

Getting back to where I began – the music. Both the aforementioned movies have music by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy. Something makes me feel that whenever the trio are working with Excel Entertaiment (yea the one owned by Akthar and Sidhwani), the music creates a buzz. They give a little extra. Going by their track record, SEL haven’t done anything impressive off-late barring a Wake Up Sid or maybe a Luck By Chance here and there.

Billu, i desperately need a hit ..

Whereas I am somewhat impressed by the score of Karthik, My Name Is Khan does not seem to get my time. One of the reasons being the teasers. SRK is convincingly irritating. This does not mean the music is bad but it is not going to make me take that extra effort to book my tickets for the same. Even SRK stating that Khan is his best work till date is not going to help. But I will still watch it, as my friends are sparing me the trouble of getting the tickets. Don’t get me wrong. SRK is a prodigious artist and even I liked Swades. But I need to know what made Fox studios be a part of this venture.

meow meow

And with Shiv Sena stalling the release of Khan, is it that Sena is sharing the same feeling over SRK’s appearance in the movie ? – Actually no. But hey that does not make the Sainiks look cool – they are what I call retards.They are retarding the very growth of Bombay. I will write another post sometime praising their stupidity.

heee.. i am 186 years old !

They cannot stop me from watching the movie as I am currently in Chennai, and here in Chennai they won’t find a single poster of My Name Is Khan to tear down. Reason – Wherever there is space you will find the poster of  an awfully repulsive Karunanidhi. Now that is real power !

So yeah, February has something more in store for you than just wail-entines day. And if you have time and money to pick just one flick outta the two then you pretty much know by now which one is worth both. Hello, Karthik here.