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Fifty Grands

Never had I thought there would be a time when I’d feel paralyzed without a pen and a paper. Nor had I imagined that I would not be able to survive without scrutinizing my mind to think beyond the ordinary. While today is no special day for the rest, I consider this as one of the best. These fifty thousand hits have not come easy…

I define writing as letting myself loose so the mind can wander about and bring me back such situations that not only hold true to what I am trying to express but also look at life upfront. Although I kept metal – the genre – as the base theme for the blog, there have been several other articles I have thoroughly enjoyed putting down and sure derived a lot of pleasure from. Trying to review everything under the sun helped me broaden. Full-length albums, Eps, demos, teasers, gigsfilms, documentaries, gadgets, et cetera.

Occasional polls, photographs, interactions, interviews kept it going and quite a few of the articles had also risen from my misanthropic nerves allowing me to not beat around the bush when talking hatred. I just love to hate, thanks to my experiences which push me to keep the abomination uncensored and first-rate.

Definitely not someone who believes in hiding anything from my readers I dedicate the next few lines to my own fvcking self. In the course of last one year or rather since the time I had stopped forcing myself to write there have been some revelations that need to be documented. First amongst them (and sadly enough) I realized I was the only one in the world who had not watched Simpsons. Trying to ignore what you read would be a sweet gesture, as I was also made aware that free porn sites did exist. *explosions and bright lights*

I think that would be enough to make your day.

Absurd History – the blog – was registered by me on 28th of November, 2009 on wordpress. The first three articles that came on the same day go like this : poetic tribute to Kryptos, review of Workshop’s debut album Khooni Murga (2009), Great Indian Rock XIII (2009) – Bangalore leg review. As of today this piece that you are reading is the 183rd topic here.

I salute the readers. I salute the subscribers. I salute the supporters. The rest of them will reach here soon. There isn’t more to life than being absurd, and this term has a lot more to it than just what it actually means.

Cheers and keep reading,
Itihas Shetty



Old Habits Die Hard

i am an asshole? really?

Didn’t I tell you he is an asshole? Well, Rahul Mahajan is back and how. With nothing else remaining to tarnish his image with, Mahajan junior has resorted to wife-beating yet again. After having voted boobs over brain, figure over personality in the mindless reality show I thought he would be packed and delivered to a sensible side of humanity. Atleast that is what marriage generally does to certain dumbfvcks, be it the second time. But this man is on a mission upon completion of which he would have no face to show.

DSR signs Albatross and Devoid ..

Biting his first wife was not enough that he resorted to unusual ways of domestic violence to show his superiority post his marriage to wannabe model Dimpy Ganguly. His debut into marriagedom was a disaster after his first wife kicked his dick for being an ass. So after he went and wept to authorities of a television channel complaining about lack of sex in his life and they agreed to bail him out by using him as a prop for the next season of their reality show got to do with marriage. After all the noise, he marries Dimpy Ganguly who just needs to open her mouth to affirm the fact that she is immature.

Mahajan junior is yet again in the news at the expense of fulfilling his vampiric desires. Twilight sure has made an impact. Pictures of present wife Dimpy are doing the rounds of news channels where she is showing her injury marks gifted by her camel look-alike hubby. With the media surrounding her she reported that Mahajan punched her, kicked her and even dragged her by hair. The news read that she has dumped him and has walked out of the marriage. And few hours later I read that she has forgiven him and gone back.

Want quick fame and money at any cost, bitch! Now deal with it. This situation depicts one of those rare cases where it would have been better to be sorry than safe.

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